I Love this kinda stuff!!!!

I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason

I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES

Low riders are for little boys who can't get it up.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.

Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

Beer: The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

Careful, I’m not wearing clean underwear!

Don’t Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.

Don't f*** with my head and I won't think with my dick!

Friends Help You Move. Real Friends Help You Move Bodies.

I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.

yeah lame i know!!!